Urban Snowman

On my walk to the car yesterday, I was walking past the Water Street Grill. Outside, the staff has constructed an urban snowman. What makes an urban snowman? Instead of buttons or coal for the eyes, the staff used portabella mushrooms for the eyes and celery stalks for the arms.

It is also an urban snowman because as you will notice, there is not a lick of snow on the ground around the snowman. The sidewalks have been cleared (as required by city ordinance)

Although his shape is not really round, he looks like he was constructed by some merry makers. He might be getting some extra protection today, because it is snowing like crazy right now.